The Top Ten Have One Need One Virus Excuses

1. The Macy’s One Day Sale Flu.

2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus.

3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early Sudden
Unbearable Stomach Pains.

4. The I’m Looking for a New Job and I Don’t Know How Long It’s
Going to Take, but I Want To Stay On The Payroll Until Then
Mysterious Infection.

5. The My Boyfriend’s Got the Week Off So Suddenly I’m Too
Contagious To Come In To The Office Disease.

6. The I Need a Hair Cut and My Stylist Doesn’t Make Evening
Appointments Bout of Influenza.

7. The There’s No Federal Holidays for Two Months and I Want a
Day Off Sickness.

8. The It’s Spring Break and I Want To Pretend I’m a Teenager
Again General Ailment.

9. The I’ve Messed Up Royally and I Won’t Come In To Face the
Music Terminal Illness.

10. The I Really Am Sick and I’ve Got The Doctor’s Bills and the
Completed Medical Expense Reimbursement Forms to Prove It
Infirmity.

found in this in my inbox and wanted to share it before I delete it. This was a subscribe mail from mountainwings
Digg!

 
 

Leave a Reply

 

Resources

Hi dear friends and visitors!! thanks for visiting me here!! Have a great and blessed day!!




WANT TO EXCHANGE LINK WITH ME? READ HERE FIRST

Extras

All photographs used on this site, including thumbnails, are the Author's property and are ©copyright. Please do not use our photos without our permission. If you wish to use one of our photos on your personal website or blog, please send us the link to the page where it is being used and the photo must be linked back to this site. We hope that you respect the Authors' request. Thank you for your respect and understanding!

Copyright © 2013 Health, Food and Travel | All Rights Reserved

Blog Design by Simple Blog MakeOver