July 15th, 2009 by admin
Do you need some hair cut right now? I just wonder how fast this barbershop can cut your hair! It’s a funny Wordless Wednesday! have a great one guys! Feel free to visit WW site to join and to see more photos. Happy Wordless Wednesday everyday!
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November 10th, 2008 by admin
It’s joke time read this below!! have fun!! 486 – The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art – Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete – Any computer you own. Microsecond – The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 – Apple’s new Macs that make you say “Gee, three […]
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June 24th, 2008 by admin
Post Graduate Questions The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?” The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?” The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?” The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
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June 10th, 2008 by admin
Necktie My husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that would match the color of his eyes. Does anyone know where I can buy a bloodshot tie?
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June 7th, 2008 by admin
It’s Simple The truth is that if you take a little time to learn a few basic principles and some of the technical lingo, buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. So […]
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June 1st, 2008 by admin
This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the original ones. 1. H2O is hot […]
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May 19th, 2008 by admin
Acronyms and What They MeanPCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing SCSI System Can’t See It DOS Defunct Operating System BASIC Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too. WWW World Wide Wait […]
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April 29th, 2008 by admin
A Dreadful Fight Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. “Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!” “Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!” “I know, I know!” said Joanna. “But what am […]
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April 26th, 2008 by admin
Firing Squad Jerry, Perry, and Cletus get captured and are placed before a firing squad. They are about to be executed when Jerry exclaims, “Look…Hurricane” and points to his left while he gets away. Perry follows up with, “Look…Tornado,” points and gets away. Finally Cletus tries to do the same thing and says “Fire!”
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April 24th, 2008 by admin
It’s joke time again!!! huwag po ninyong dibdibin eto…just a little exercise on the muscles of our face!!!I just want to share it with you before I delete it in my mailbox..I’m still very busy…so please some patience and I will visit you soon!!!! Subject: Accounting in Pilipino…>>>A bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks […]
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